My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky
It's in a dark garage
Been sittin' there for years
She flipped on the light
But it wasn't there

She called police and gave a thorough description
"If it don't turn up I'm gonna have a conniption"
Oh, the police called back
It was kinda insane
The found it on the freeway
Off the far right lane

I offered to take it off her hands for some money
Well, she take just sooner cookin' take it home honey

My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky

Fuck it, I can't sing this bitch